I hate working with the public. Someone shit on the floor…in front of the toilet and then smeared it around in the bathroom

My favorite thing to do when I’m stoned is look at coco Montrese’s Instagram

I could be a drunk cigarette deep and still could quote Aquarius’s verse in American

Love telling a customer that her lack of time management isnt our fault and she should plan better

Actually crazy I worked out before work

Okay I’m caving

Not a worse feeling than flopping on a recipe you make a lot

Wow going out with your friends really can change your mental trajectory

Feeling a little too stable so I’m going to watch the Finn memorial episode of glee to ground myself

I remember racing home from My college economics class to watch the quarterback episode of glee and then my mom pranked me with a screaming clown in my bathroom

Boyfriend got me into stardew valley it’s over for me

My boyfriend told me he sometimes unfocuses his eyes when I point out something to him so he can see it how I do…oh

Feeling dumb and like pure shit :)

My boyfriend famously doesn’t watch movies or tv….do we think I could get him to watch the entire fast and furious franchise

Is it intuition or am I crazy 🤪🤪🤪

These NA beers just aren’t doing it for me this year

When you’re so stressed you can’t eat 🤪🤪🤪

I just think The OTHER Queerty Award winner and I would kill it on survivor

I’m so sorry but deal or no deal island is so gaggy

Straight couples really hit a year and say let’s get married