me watching this whole episode of the white lotus

POV: You’ve just witnessed the biggest spider you’ve ever seen indoors

Crying my eyes out because I’m so proud of Alysa Lui’s figure skating comeback GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME

James Tate heals all

When did we as society decide you have less than 24 hours to consume new media before spoilers are fair game!! Who okayed this!

The theme of #YouNetflix season 5 is that writers are all insufferable

How your email finds me

I’d like to personally apologize to the kindle girlies that it took me so long to come around, but now that I’ve finished a book in complete darkness while my baby sleeps, I finally get it.

Oh SNL is gonna have a FIELD DAY with this!

The pure, simple joy of figuring out how to accomplish one simple task while also keeping a baby alive cannot be overstated.

Men will say they don’t like to talk about their feelings and then wax poetic about Joey Chestnut

yeah idk I’m just in a bad place rn (Tucson, AZ in July)

I hope there’s another version of me somewhere baking pastries in a cottage who has never seen an iPhone or had to witness a world in which “slavery is bad” is apparently a hot take 🥴

The noise of my Mac starting up inches from my baby’s head didn’t wake him up, but me whispering “motherfucker” about it sure did 😅

Finally reading Slouching Towards Bethlehem and the very first essay is about my hometown and the subject lives on my ex bf’s old street?!!? #pointlesssynchronicity