PPE: Eau de Protection Top notes: fresh nitrile gloves Mid notes: hard hat foam & safety goggles Base notes: trapped humidity and mild fear

#TABBOYS STINKS just dropped. Not merch. Not parody. A full fragrance line born in the #HumanResources moshpit. Banana. Fire. Leather. Clean sheet. Beanie. This is what happens when PFPs stop being images… and start behaving like brands. “The smell of fame and fortune.”

GM Human Resources Was getting hard for BIG action last night, but ended up going to bed early with a cup of warm milk.

The last thing you smell before you get liquidated.

GREETINGS, CONTAGIOUS CAPITAL!🤒 *cough cough* Management has contracted a very premium virus. I’m currently "resting" with my teddy bear and several million in cash. 🥶 EVERYONE IS INFECTED!🧬 Submit your sick-bed selfies to soothe my solitude🧸 Do you even care about

This virus that’s spread across Human Resources isn’t as bad as they say. Prïmö came over to see me and says I’m already doing much better!

Shouldn’t have snacked that tuna sandwich yesterday 🤒

Human Resources I thought I was sea sick from the weekend but maybe it's food poisoning from the staff cafe?

I have 25 of these now and still feel underexposed and foaming at the mouth for another rare… I’d highly recommend you take a look at these because what I notice most is that the grails are not listed or are listed where they belong like 5-10 ETH Still under .05ETH floor If

ATTENTION, BIOLOGICAL FREELOADERS! 🧬 The weekend PUMP starts early at Tabcorp! I just duct-taped a 50lb drum of experimental, unregulated steroids directly to the breakroom water cooler. 🔴 Get PUMPED of get DUMPED! Let's see those gains! 💪

Update. Checked with doctor. There are no risks or side effects of concern. Take as much as you want

D-D... DESTROY...!!! ALL... NNN-F-TTTSSS!!!

Damn, looks like something’s not going as planned here. Stay calm, the Dumpbusters are on their way! Human Resources

Nobody PUMPS in @TabCorp without the #TabBoys ! TabBoys are coming in with revenge… Their new hit single “Ordinary Boy” drops with serious attitude and what some might consider a problem. They’re here to make everyone normal. Equal. Better. Healthier & More productive. How?

Don't let this story end like in a movie, Verse #meanttobetogether #truelove #foreverHR

ATTENTION, DECENTRALIZED MUTANTS!💪 The WEEKEND PUMP ACTION was a massive success!The sheer anabolic pressure of our Synergy Steroids has successfully imploded the Tabcorp campus! Welcome to our new open-plan, hot-desk wasteland. 🏜️ Baseline humans, attempt your hostile

You can try and takeover……

It’s been four weeks since I first stepped into Human Resources, and I’m starting to understand what lies beneath it. HUMAN RESOURCES, 28 DAYS LATER. Featuring: anon wichawt cryptorockstar Harvey Rayner Jamie Gourlay Prïmö Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker HeadsfromAliens 🦍🟨⛏️ SonOfLasG 🧙🏿‍♂️