Her Loss

Thing to say when something goes wrong: “There we go, now we’re cooking with pine sol”

I put my Christian movies on 1.5x speed. I’m tryna crank these things out

Lost and scared

Tic tac toe is wealthy men’s chess

Me

When you come back from getting water after a pickup game and see the homies in slides

What is insurance and why do so many people waste money on it

Bands stay on my hip like the chick-fil-a drive through workers

I don’t want to smell good. I want a girl who likes me for me

My dream had incoherent story telling

I see nothing but porta potties

Tennessee Football Vol Nation let’s keep our heads held high We were the better team today that was obvious. Refs gave Alabama that one like they always do. Stay focused. We will be favorited in every remaining game. Win out and we can still win the championship #VFL #GBO

Watch Tennessee head coach Josh Heupel whine like a child after being asked about the game’s officiating being “one-sided”:

Date idea: You explain Taylor Swift lore to me (I applaud you afterwards)

Gravedigger🐘

Love graphs

Reading through old ig dms with girl I used to talk to in highschool. It’s like watching film. Gotta put in the work to be better

Hunter Johnson

When people are looking for something that has no chance of being in their pocket but they tap their pockets while they look around