My favorite theory is that ~4,000 years ago humans started attributing their thoughts and feelings to god speaking to them - and this was the start of consciousness as we know it. We accidentally started reflecting on our thoughts because we believed god was telling us something

They have a lot in common. Both won in 2008 and no one understands why they’re still around in 2024

I don’t think they actually know what a strip mall is? The only correct answer is: 1. Mattress Firm 2. H&R Block 3. Metro PCS

Democracy is cool and all but there’s a large portion of the country that has no clue what the government actually controls

Good to see Cody Parkey is working on his comeback

Why can’t we just admit that we created a bunch of money out of thin air during Covid and now everything costs more. The toothpaste is not going back in the tube

Walking out of pac sun with a new pair of billabong shorts:

Home prices up 39%

How do you get this far in life without knowing what predecessor means

The way to fix this problem is to make borrowing an amount in excess of your basis in a stock taxable. In other words, if you have $10 billion of stock in a company you founded with zero basis, loans secured by the stock should be taxable as if you sold a like amount of stock.

Every 4 years candidates come up with nice sounding plans to save the economy, but are total nonsense so they never actually happen This year we get tariffs and price controls If prices on imports dont rise, domestic producers wont benefit. It only works if inflation goes up

Made a whole song about Jaydn Ott and they left him out of the video

It’s so funny that people live their lives thinking politicians can lower the cost of groceries

Netflix: Here’s a new movie, hope you find it nostalgic Millennials on Twitter: How fucking dare you

Lmao good luck with that

Eberflus would challenge that this turkey is undercooked