fun fact: yesterday, a former FBI agent who stashed classified documents in her bathroom was sentenced to three years in prison. hey Donny, does that sound familiar? tick fucking tock, bro

Dolly Parton has never been in a cage fight, but she *has* gifted over 200 million books to children through her Imagination Library. In a world full of Zuckerbergs and Musks, be a Dolly.

If you voted for Donald Trump, shut the fuck up about Joe Biden. If you voted for Donald Trump twice, shut the fuck up about everything.

Joe Biden uses a CPAP machine to help him sleep. so what? Donald Trump uses a girdle, lifts in his shoes, fluorescent tangerine makeup, a shit-ton of hairspray, a shapeless suit, and adult diapers to help him not feel like the weak insecure piece of shit failure that he is. and

Affirmative action was never a complete answer in the drive towards a more just society. But for generations of students who had been systematically excluded from most of America’s key institutions—it gave us the chance to show we more than deserved a seat at the table. In the

So, if you’re looking for ways to help right now, here are some organizations doing important work: barackobama.medium.com/our-statements…

I have three grown sons now who are working in electrical engineering, teaching, and science. I helped put all three of them through SUNY Universities. Not the same as those fancy ivy league colleges, but not cheap either. It wasn't easy. I lived in a furnished room for years

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This tweet will prob hit my limit. I just want to say Fck you Elon! #GoodbyeTwitter #fcktwitter

Wealth of Elon Musk 2012: $2,000,000,000 2023: $248,900,000,000 Wealth of Jeff Bezos 2012: $18,400,000,000 2023: $153,100,000,000 Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg 2012: $17,500,000,000 2023: $104,900,000,000 Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.

Trump 20-24 😎

Hitler did not operate the gas chambers himself. But he was responsible. Bin Laden did not fly the planes himself. But he was responsible. Trump did not storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible. Justice matters.

Lisa has a point…

Mood.

Bro Wayne just said “got a bunch of zeros like a bag of new funyuns!!” FUCK why didn’t I think of that????

Serious question. When tRump is reelected and women can no longer vote or have bank accounts etc. will those women’s debts then all be forgiven? Asking for a friend. #Project2025 #VoteBlue2024ProtectDemocracy

#HarrisWalz #VoteBlue2024ProtectDemocracy #BarackObama

Are you a pedophile, oops I mean Republican?