Hibernate? I wish. #3wordspoet

“We’re lost!”, Sarah wailed. “Will we ever escape this #labyrinth ?” Um, actually, this is a maze,” Hoggle replied. “Labyrinths only have a single path with no branches and are designed for contemplative medita—“ “Forget you!” she said, pushing him down an oubliette. #vss365

It is a tad disrespectful but quite funny. There are far more disgraceful things going on in Parliament than a bit of name calling.

Fool me once, Shame on you. #Fool me twice, End up as an unsolved missing person case #vss365

If I had a dollar for every time algebra has helped me in real life... I'd have x dollars. #NotSorry

I recently learned the Welsh word for “push” is “lluq”. I saw it written on a glass door

A Scots toast: Lang may yer lum reek. An Irish Toast: May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live. A French Toast: Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup

The Battle of Bamber Bridge, 1943. Racist US military police attacked black US troops on British soil. US military authorities demanded the town’s pubs impose a colour bar, the local landlords responded with signs that read “Black Troops Only” which pissed them off. A THREAD

There has to be some top level irony here using Sarah Lancashire Sarah Lancashire from Lancashire in a Yorkshire Tea advert

⭕️ If you want REAL, actual HUMAN actors to portray the characters in your videogames, not AI, repost this! #ThePixelPack SAG-AFTRA

I spent far too long trying to spell inconsequential before I realized that it's not that important. #NotSorry

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

It didn’t matter what time or day I went to the #place, that girl was always there. I wished she’d go away. “She probably says the same about you,” said my friends. Then, one day, she wasn’t there. She must have found a better place, I thought. I wonder where it is…? #vss365

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Walking in to the office this morning, I saw a cyclist riding on the road and stopping at a red light

Here’s one for you to try: Tesco finest, Thai Inspired Sweet Chilli Hand Cooked Crisps covered in finely grated Parmesan

No words were said but the exchange was clearly understood 🌚🌚

I'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that.