texts from people back in ohio about the tsunami today really showing me who the real ones are. #makesyouthink

how i’m arriving to 2025

i genuinely have no idea what i did this week

idle hands are literally the devil’s playthings

ate 10 fruit rollups in one sitting and i’m now giggling to myself in the shower

My Year of Swag and Locking In

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

i'm in talks to star in white lotus: cincinnati

love it when people say “the call is coming. from inside the house.” very scary!

john kacere paintings mentioned!

recession indicator

getting a venmo request while being unemployed is a macro-aggression

is it acceptable to make a graduation registry

i stg allergy meds are psychoactive like this zyrtec is ruining my life and relationships with people i love

sometimes you have to ask yourself, do i really need to eat four oranges or am i just thirsty ?

there is no reason for facetime camera to be THAT detailed while the normal camera continues to be most god-awful image capturing device since Nintendo DSi