Quitting nicotine is so fucking hard ahhahaha 1 week down!

Tell me why I’m just now getting my wisdom teeth at 26!! My dentist said “wow you’re kinda old for just getting them, this is gonna be a very painful recovery” FML

which one of you did this

Tell me why my period cravings gotta be so weird, cause here I am making crab legs and artichokes for the 3rd day in a roooowwww

u ever jerk off and ur like Wow that one sucked

Why have I started calling everyone big dawg???? 😂😭

I wish when I started working in trades I listened and wore hearing protection, because now I can’t hear shit

Idc what anyone says twizzlers are the best candy

I need some good book recommendations!! I have fallen in a slump and can’t seem to find a good book ):

Wishin I was campin

I forgot my chacos at home so if you see me at the lake in a bikini and work boots mind your business