Children aren’t real people

If you’re under 5,4” I don’t trust you

My Flatmate puts Nutella AND butter on toast 🤢

Time passes differently on the equator

La sagrada familia still isn’t finished yet my local McDonald’s only took 2 months to build

I’d have sex in my mothers bed, nothing is sacred to me

Can’t believe cash is no longer valid 😭 #RIPQueenElizabeth

How am I expected to do uni work when Lana del ray exists? x

I care about the environment, I’ve watched avatar 🌳

I’d swallow but I’m vegan :((

If you stare at the sun for long enough it turns black #Fact

Just had to change my response from ❤️ to 👍, didn’t want to seem overly enthusiastic

Society will crumble when Talulla has pre-marital sex. She’s holding out and taking one for the team 🐐💯❤️🫡 #notallheroswearcapes

Noah fence but the Scottish just ain’t it

Blocking people isn’t enough, I want them to die

Anything Bot

Sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything

I’m going to go microwave a fork to make myself feel alive

Some would consider drinking in the shower to be an all time low, but I feel great so….

Goodbye Merlin, I hope someone else feeds you fish