Anything going on in Capitol Hill tonight?

Last night I saw two people tag team fuck a hamburger. I'm starting to believe I'm not as kinky as I thought.

Right now, the dumbest person you know is being told they're brilliant by an AI

At the dispensary asking which strain will contain the yearning

He saw you from across the room, and he thinks your vibes are absolutely vile

I got a raise! In my antidepressants but it still counts.

Is time warp still a thing?

I legit have no idea how I keep getting hit with the shadow b@n hammer lol

So far it seems to be working!

Reposting this for like the 20 people who can actually see my stuff lol

This is the face of a dog that wants you to follow my new account LexiMilfArc

Have some engagement bait and then come check out my other profile. That one hasn't been hit by the hammer lol LexiMilfArc

So this account isn't search b@nned anymore which is super weird, but I'm still focusing on my new one just in case this is still devalued. Like this of you see it and then follow me over at LexiMilfArc