you either die a chaser or live long enough to click checkout

EC F’N W!

This is my favorite episode of The Pink Opaque

Recently joined the Paradox Club. You'll never believe what their only rule is!

What A Finish!

Discontinued Foods!

an empty bottle of pink Moscato filled with estrogen needles is cunt she doesn't need your help

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I’ve been there many times. It’s a slave plantation with a novelty clock

I have a compromise that will please everybody: Hunter Biden should get a full pardon & return to private life in peace but Joe Biden should be arrested for funding war crimes such as this and spend the rest of his miserable life in a jail cell.

listen.. if you're in a band, and you have even a tiny little bit of extra cash to invest into what you do... please prioritize getting your merch printed on literally anything other than gildan heavy shirts. i am begging you.

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They should consider getting a real job

big homies