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Not what I expected to be doing at the pub tonight, but here we are…

"Artist, show me your most popular piece" swedish sharks

As a side effect of my soup, I seem to also have made a vegetable ragu ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Worth the entire 36 hour process

Turns out that none of us are truly immune to the powers of advertising. I don’t even drink energy drinks anymore…

I may have accidentally spent some money again…

I feel like I’ve somehow broken something in the Uni printer system…

Woke up from long, vivid dreams about abandonment. It’s going to be a long day of feeling like I’m on the outside looking in at a life I don’t have anymore. It’s not great, and I’m tired

Me 20 years ago: “ugh, I’m not going to bother spending money on the clan novels” Me literally today: (In my defense, the entire lot was €25)

Packing for 10 days out of town / country, including a doctoral defense (not mine), a semi-formal dinner and a weekend of clubbing is stretching even *my* “super-efficient-packing-without-checked-luggage” skills close to the limit.

Genuinely terrifying concept, from my Facebook feed…

I’m at the Underworld in Camden. I asked the bartender if she’d make me a cheeky Snakebite ‘n Black. She looked me straight in my good Christian eyes, and asked me *in front of the children*[22year olds] “What’s that?”

For the second time in my life someone’s first words to me were «you look like Brad Pitt» considering the last time was 12 years ago, I’ll take that as a compliment

A cruel and wriggling tumor, deep inside of you