🔞⚠️cuntboy 🫣

Ilya horrified a boy is picking on his and shanes daughter at school when she’s sharing another story of her classmate who’s “sooo annoying he keeps tugging on my pigtails” at dinner with her parents and grandparents until yuna interrupts whatever Ilya wants to say-

imagine this: fem!shane and fem!ilya, college sports AU, shane is trying to lose her virginity, but too tense and nervous so ilya offers to 'help' her by strapping her before she sleeps with her bf so it'll be easier. Says 'it doesn't count, unless you aren't straight' ...

thinking ab shane needing to listen to white noise in order to sleep & the first time ilya sleeps over & shane turns it on & ilya is like ‘wtf is this hollander?’ but then he has the best sleep of his entire life & immediately goes out & buys a white noise machine for himself

#hollanov

wait yall i was so convinced woods was back… it was a dream ;-;

shane hollander is either hung or has a pussy sorrryyyyyyyy

BAD IDEA RIGHT?

just silly hollanov sketch

he was so happy letting the boston grim reaper take his boyginity

#heatedrivalry

i think ilya should’ve gotten to use even more pick up lines

truly feel bad for whoever dates eddie after steve. imagine you’re having a bad day and then you come home to your boyfriend balls deep inside the bitch he told you not to worry about

my favorite autistic shane moment is when ilya tries making an innuendo, “oh is that what we’re going to be doing? relax?” and shane, so earnest and so in love and so relieved to be able to be himself with ilya, “i hope so. i would like to relax with you, for once.”

Thrilled to have Heated Rivalry author Rachel Reid with us to celebrate our Pride game tonight! #GoSensGo

need to learn how to edit so i can edit shane to megan’s piano next season