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Symes

@symes1908

An idiot learning Japanese

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calendar_today02-03-2023 10:36:37

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Imtiaz Mahmood (@imtiazmadmood) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". The man bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a

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Socrates the philosopher... In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day, an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell

Conjure Creature 🔮 LVFC (@conjurecreature) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our neighbors kept trying to kill their moles but we didnt. So they all moved into our yard. That year flooded really, really bad (we were on a waterway) but not our house! Not our yard. Thanks moles!

花守なつみ@Vtuber (@natumi_hana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ご視聴ありがとうございました! ✨ 今日もとっても楽しかったわね! 🐭💜 次回の配信はSlay the Spire 2の予定です!ほなね~ 👋😉 Thank you for watching! ✨ I had so much fun today! 🐭💜 Next stream will be Slay the Spire 2! Honane~ 👋😉

Vivian (@suchnerve) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am exhibiting stress behaviors because my enclosure does not have enough enrichment and I am not engaging in species characteristic mutual grooming rituals with the other primates

4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47 (@4nt1p4tt3rn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Prior to the existence of the Congressional Record, it was called the Congressional Globe. Therefore, I give you, from the 1866 Congressional debates regarding the passage of the 14th Amendment: “This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are

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Two beggars are sitting side by side on the street in Rome... One has a cross in front of him, the other a Star of David. Many people go by, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving

花守なつみ@Vtuber (@natumi_hana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ご視聴ありがとうございました! ✨ 今日もとっても楽しかったわね! 🐭💜 次回の配信は月曜日の予定です!ほなね~ 👋😉 Thank you for watching! ✨ I had so much fun today! 🐭💜 The next stream is scheduled for Monday! Honane~ 👋😉

くまねこ (@kuma_neko_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

サーモンばっかりだったことに腹を立てたユダが、銀貨30枚でキリストを売り飛ばしたのである。