If I text you “🪗” it means you better start acting accordingly

girl math is taking an entire shower just to wash your face because it’s easier

found a guy with the same attitude as me this boy irritating

We just want a love like theirs… Chris Stapleton

this is my contribution

how i feel when i forget my lip balm at home

having a clean and organized house is so therapeutic for me. i feel so much better mentally and emotionally when everything is in it’s place

"Wyd this Friday night " Me:

me 5 seconds after buying someone a gift

“it's only a 1 day trip” me asf:

experiencing female hysteria (i have not gotten a sweet treat today)

Accurate to me

girl math is having a car lip balm, room lip balm, work lip balm, & bag lip balm

Why are sweet Hawaiian rolls just pretty much crack

“What are you doing for New Years Eve?” me:

Only one New Years Resolution this year.. to not cry to Pay No Rent

America lost a fuckin hero man

“you take everything as a joke” me:

the Riley Strain situation should be a reminder to everyone to never let your friends leave the bar drunk and alone. even if it means your night ends early. heartbroken with the ending of this case.