Allegedly

I love being a mom 🥰

My son sleep talks and it freaks me out, I can’t imagine how shitted my parents were when I was 8 sleep walking around the house asking my mom where she put my money socks. 😭

I need to stop answering the phone like cardi b. My son grabbed his toy phone today and said “bitchhhhhhhhhh”

Celebrity worship

THAT'S IT AND THAT'S ALL 😭😭😭 THE GIRLS THAT GET IT GET IT

I just gave away a $500 bike for free cause I thought it was just an ugly bike🙃

How i feel after pumping gas and taking out the trash

the urge i be having

“You shouldn’t co sleep with your kid” “You’re never gonna be able to sleep alone again” Sorry your mom never loved you bitch leave me alone 😭

Waylon has officially started the “Mom watch this” phase

My kid running around the house calling me “SYLVIAAAA” instead of mom isn’t sitting well with me.

I cannot believe there was a time in my life when I would party all night and go to work like 3 hours later. Insane

if u chasing anything other than a better life & money we already not aligned.

Having a toddler that can talk is so funny. Waylon: “mama go play outside?” Me: “no baby it’s night time go back to sleep I love you” Waylon: “I no love you mom not nice” 😭🥲😂

i hate having to be mean, like why push an angel to her limit?

Thankfully I finished watching my soup tutorial just in time 😭