How the fuck are we real

I am the naked neighbor and I make 0 apologies for it.

switching back to night shift schedule after being on vacation is going to kick my a$$

Telling my kids this was Ally & AJ

“let me be clear Rachael. 5 beers? is water. HYDRATION” sydney robinson

you guys rachael snores so load i can’t 😘

people out here talking about how having to carry a card to gain access is a violation of their freedom as if they don’t have to carry a card to drive, buy liquor, enter a bar, etc.

forcing people with uteruses to push children out of their vaginas regardless of circumstance but then snatching food away from those children in the school lunch line and letting them starve if they are too poor. got it.

i get drunk and do stupid shit like crash a bachelor party

happy veterans day to all the men who have done service for this country and my cervix

y’all don’t let me call my ex again

kissed my sneaky link on the forehead, who’s in control now

if you have a problem with women being sex positive teleport back to the 1950s and fuck off

me saying the pledge of allegiance before i give a guy head