Yo the Shrek soundtrack is so lit

Haven’t done my taxes IM TOO TURNT UP

Ok Secrets From Your Sister is NOT a good name for a lingerie store!!!!

And Holy Shih Tzu IS a good name for a dog groomer!!!

I love when people go backwards down a one-way you cheeky devils

Using a 24 hour clock is so try hard

Old alarms should self destruct after 1 week of not being used

“Smitten kitten” people are always weird

The fact that someone invented LICKING the paper to close the envelope...pretty messed up if you ask me

My toxic trait is turning on The Bachelor 5 mins before my boyfriend walks in the door, then asking “can we just finish the episode?”

Every door should have a peep hole 👀

I never remember to listen to the menu options when calling a customer service line. I always press "4" and hope for the best.

dip your chips in mustard, I dare you

Nothing worse than typing in a password with a remote

New White Lotus tune is a BOP

Me thinking this was a heart only to realize it’s a B

No worries, just add getting randomly killed on the TTC to my list of daily anxieties

Little miss can’t to anything without a How To video

2025 is the year I get serious about flossing

Getting really into hockey this year