Happy 4th birthday Barry

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So glad I never had a G-Eazy phase

Meat man came to my house and was so nice and old and I have trouble setting boundaries so I ended up buying 3 boxes of steaks for $100. I don’t even eat meat.

if it was a murder most foul, they would've killed him with a chicken.

drew some dogs and made them infinitely repeatable. rt if you agree.

Florist in Europe, January 2023, 35mm film

When you can’t quite muster the strength to end the nap.

Elmo thinks you look great in red Ms. @Rihanna, just like Elmo! ❤️

Why did Amazon recommend the “kill a man and bury his body” kit to me?

HARRISON FORD with a great joke on The David Letterman Show.

one of my most favorite dog pics I’ve taken at work probably ever

rt with most recent pet pic

Buy buy baby but instead it’s bye bye baby and it’s an abortion clinic

puppie montage!!!!!

the founding fathers writing the declaration of independence (1776, colorized)

just because it’s labor day doesn’t mean I stop grinding

I’m kind of the patrick mahomes of ultimate frisbee

Being diagnosed by a psychiatrist at 23 with ADHD is infuriating. You’re telling me I could have been able to go to college if I was just properly medicated? A fucking joke.

we’ve been friends for 9 years and only got stinkier Syd