the paramedics would’ve had to carry me out of there in a stretcher

she said i'm going to give the gays what they want

you just had to be there

You had to be there

Kinda insane how all these new girls Olivia, Sabrina, Chappell, and even Billie, have praised Miley and highlighted her impact on their childhoods. You’d think she’s some legend in her 60s but she’s barely in her 30s. We probably won't see a young star as big as her anytime soon

High functioning ADHD is weird because you’ll be complimented for your accomplishments, while stressing out over that one phone call that you have to make

Road trips in the 90s be like

The Parent Trap (1998)

ain’t no sober person writing a damn sonnet

Girls be like “I’m gonna put on something to help me sleep” and it’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

never let your children stop you from serving cunt 💋

this was the jeep of phone cases in middle school

Road trips in the 90s be like

Texas Tech's 65th Masked Rider: Sofie Jones 🤩

STARS WIN FUCK THE WILD GOODNIGHT #TexasHockey

Neurodivergent burnout is crazy because you’ll rest all day and still feel like your soul is buffering.

unmedicated ADHD is having free time and still feeling like you’re running out of time