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sydney keene

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Left my corona sitting at a party. Random girl comes up and asks if I want a beer. Obviously, yes. Steals a corona from my case.... casually accept. K

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There was a reason I got forgot the password to my old Twitter account and here it is. Thanks L💕NDS , for bringing back these purposefully buried memories. 😅

There was a reason I got forgot the password to my old Twitter account and here it is. Thanks <a href="/suttonlindsey_/">L💕NDS</a> , for bringing back these purposefully buried memories. 😅
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Diligently picking out underwear at TJ Maxx when my MALE ethics professor comes up to start a casual conversation. I didn’t get the underwear.

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I received the nicest compliment from my mom in the hallway at work. “Hmmm... you look really white...like very pale white.” I know she truly meant that and it made me feel -25% better about myself. ❤️

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Anyone need a kickstarter for a diet? I can take care of you. Just meet me anywhere, I’ll cough in your face, you’ll in turn get strep throat and be down 5 or 6 lbs in about 4 days. I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS PROGRAM.

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Had a co-worker talk about how my “sister” wears high heels to work everyday. (Insider tip: Sydney doesn’t have a sister.) I didn’t reply bc: ?confused? She came at me again & asked what our age difference was? I caught her drift... She was talking about my 47yo Mom. 🧐

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I’m done acting like it’s okay when people call me Cindy because it is officially not ok with me. Not consenting. Cindy isn’t here.