i would love to laugh soon or possibly smile

When this is over we need to make the Nuremberg Trial’s look like a fucking daycare

Nothing sounded like this in 1970. People thought the devil was coming out of their speakers. Sick. Rip Ozzy Osbourne.

yep imma freak out and go crazy

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

The Bible was written by more than 100 authors over the course of around 1,100 years & its message is frequently inconsistent & even self-contradictory. Claims to the contrary do not hold up under any scrutiny & rely on fallacies & dogmatism to overcome the data.

OCD is so underdiagnosed probably because people think it’s about fridge handles not lining up and stuff

whoa mama let me outta here

83 year old regular at the bar fell over on Tuesday, got him on a chair, he passed out & was snoring, then had no pulse, shit & pissed himself, ambulance came and took him away, didn't show up Wednesday, Thursday and he came in and had his regular 4 beers, salute to a real one

A memorial to my dead brothers isn’t political. But your cowardly, dead-of-night erasure of it sure is.

When the riff comes back but slower and nastier

I have beef with Duolingo. It’s great for beginners, as the first good chunk is mostly vocab and grammar. Conjugations and basic sentence structure. As you advance into more complex lessons, the AI bullshit takes over and it literally doesn’t make sense anymore. It’s useless.

You got enough jams in there brother god damn

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

Hey dude, I’ve been drinking all day and I have some very interesting stuff I’d like to tell you very closely to your face

General grievous is so well designed. A perfectly creepy fucker.

I️ realize I’ve abandoned this app so life update before I️ disappear again I️ guess: I’ve gotten pretty good at snowboarding, I️ had my first anniversary with my husband, my nonverbal autistic stepson is turning SEVEN in less than a month (I️ cry he’s so big now)