La adultez es aguantar veinte problemas serios en silencio y luego colapsar porque se cayó una cuchara.

this is why shampoo has instructions

It’s breaking news everyDAY!

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

Drink water, wash your hands, and don't buy all the toilet paper like last time

RFK Jr. is proof that they wasted a lobotomy on the wrong Kennedy.

when you left the house in your idgaf outfit but now you out and gaf.

chicas, un hombre que cocina, limpia y lava los platos es simplemente un adulto funcional, no un ser especial

The real problem is women are actually ready to spilt bills but men ain’t ready to split household chores, responsibilities and child care

everyone misses 2016 but like leggings didn't even have pockets then, we were all putting our phones in our waist bands like it was an ostomy bag

You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!

being blocked by a man is so funny like ok queen

Someone said “I’m an adult in the way a tomato is a fruit” and I felt that on a spiritual level.

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their regulated nervous systems, balanced PH, clean toilets, friends that support them, & a peace like no other. They better chill..

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto. Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I’m about to use that

Sorry can’t come I’m bedazzling everything I own and doing witchcraft