so my little brother was getting bullied and went to my parents to help. they said “sticks and stones may break my bones” and he said “but chains and whips excite me” LOL he really thought that’s the rest of it

When I get my foot scrubbed during my pedicure x.com/fvckstration/s…

I don’t watch the bachelorette but I too can sympathize with picking a weird looking, untalented man over other options for seemingly no reason at all

41. Robbery in progress vine.co/v/OvO7mxiHPUE

“Didn’t you use to talk to—“ Me:

OMFGGG

Now you know how I felt. 🦎

Kim: What is the most prized possession in the house Kanye: You :) Kim: Awwww Kanye: Now do it again and say me LMAOOOO

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure

The first thing Ima do when this thing pops off is get a haircut, a pedi, and dropping $60 at a mexican restaurant

lmfao tweet of the year

Take me back 😩💃🚢

What are y'all doing @s_piercy2525 Krista Philemon

I wonder what it's like to be able to put your hair in a low ponytail and not look like a founding father