Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚

HMRC waiting for the first wave of Dubai millionaires to touch down in the UK..

This moment🥲🤯. What was your honest reaction when this went in?

“Yeah so basically everyone’s posting this gif of a pigeon walking in a lab coat and it’s fucking awesome”

omw to get the worm early asf

+10000 aura if this shows up on your feed

"Laurence of Dry Labia" is the best thing on this site today.

Denise could superboost Over 0.5 Pints to be bought at Cheltenham and it would turn into an AA meeting.

Mitre 10 out of 10.

Happy St Patrick’s Day :)))

Trying to search for an email from a month ago on Outlook

#RIPSeanLock

Van Persie 44’ 13th June 2014

Mohamed Salah is to bring the curtain down on his illustrious career with Liverpool Football Club at the end of the 2025-26 season. The time to fully celebrate his legacy and achievements will follow later in the year when he bids farewell to Anfield ❤️

#OTD in 2006: Despite Steven Gerrard being sent off after 18 minutes, the Reds recover brilliantly to beat Everton 3-1 at Anfield. An own goal, as well as Luis Garcia and Harry Kewell strikes, make sure of the win

🤣🤣🤣

There are guys that never lived through this, they are beneath those of us who have

I’ve decided to return today! Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles