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COACH WANTED 🗣️ Our reserve team gaffer is looking to add to his coaching team, if you fit the requirements below please get in contact at the number provided 🤝

Lewisham right now! 🥹❤️

Coach / Assistant Manager wanted. Hashtag Ladies Reserves We are looking for a couple of guys or girls to come in and help with the running of the reserve team. Any questions or if you are interested, please whatsapp Declan 07938 455 227 Please share 😀 adidas UK

King Von's baby mama took their son off the football team after the coach said to him: ‘Stop crying, or I'll put you with the cheerleaders’

Hashtag United FC Women Reserves Take on the unbeaten Colchester United Its ON 14.30 KO If you're looking for a football fix, this should be a good one Woodlands School Woodlands Approach, Off Nether Mayne, Basildon Essex SS16 5BA (Sat Nav: SS16 5FT) Come cheer us on 😀

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