" Welcome to the club . " Waltzing right into the office , phone in one hand , drink in the other .

What do humans 𝘯𝘰𝘵 know at this point ?

" That , and feeling like absolute shit . " A sip of her drink , before continuing . " Same old , and what's got our glorious queen so down now ? "

....Low hanging fruit , but you ain't wrong . Devs these days feel like they've never touched a game before .

" You ? Lovesick ? " Brows raised , a surprise to be sure . " Who'd you even fall in love with , if ever ? "

" ...You're joking . " Drink in hand as she pointed at the queen , her skepticism pouring out . " Didn't you get Justice to send her ass to what's basically the shadow realm ? "

" Points for keepin' it simple , question now is — " An arm resting on the desk , the ever sour demon now closer than before . " —What the fucks the problem ? If she's as sweet as say she is , why the hell are ya drinkin' your ass drunk ? "

" Was uhh...halo or sumthin' , right ? Seems pretty good , but never was big on shooters in the first place so I wouldn't care a whole lot . " " Speakin' of which , why do 𝘺𝘰𝘶 of all people know so much ? "

" Ew . I know I asked ? But still , ew . " Backing away from the desk , she was just that disgusted . " ..Anyway ,to sum it all up you've got a headache cuz nymphomaniac over there has sex with basically whatever , and you wanna have her all to yourself . "

" I'd be blind if I didn't see it , what I meant was you knowing or caring about this kinda stuff in any way . "

" Modeus has better control . Think about that for a second . " " But I'll be honest , thats a pretty dumb thing to be drinkin' yourself stupid over , ...You ever asked her if she'd be willin' to commit ? "

" Well , they 𝘢𝘳𝘦 just games , they're not exactly realistic , ....as surreal as that sounds comin' from a demon talking to an Apothicon about video games . "

" Not like I'm some love guru so I ain't got much advice besides playing it straight , and I can't argue with you owning the place ; Queen of hell and all that , " " But I doubt drinkin' like this is gonna make things better . "

"...Yea . Anyway since we're on the topic: you...𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 any video games ? "

" You can either forget about her and move on , or y'know , act like the ruler of this place for once ? Make her yours and shit ? I dunno , I'm already pushin' it with how much I'm even talkin' with you . "

" Don't have to , was just about to leave after hearin' whatcha had to say . " A brow raised as she took a swig of her drink , already at the doorway . " And yea , you go do your romance stuff , dunno how y'all struggle with this as much as Modeus does . "

" Shit , for real ? Whaddaya got then ? "

#WEIRDO's Temp Pinned

FUCK .