what the FUCK was yesterday’s wordle

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

thank god he got into acting. imagine watching a rugby match and some guy removes his cap and gum protector and you see it's this stunner who's only caught on camera in the background for like 3 seconds in a reporter's post-game recap report. fuck. god bless the irish.

my mother walking into any apartment i have ever lived in

No one in life has ever been able to explain to me why MJ was chillin with 5 year olds

i should have given up on life in 2019

I’ll vote for any party that makes melatonin an over the counter drug in the UK

Billionaires should not exist. Anything over $1 Billion should be taxed at 100% and go towards funding public services. There is no reason for a single person to have that much money or power.

im a normal girl with normal disorder and normal attachment style. i also have a normal relationship with substances and also food. all normal here.

Its time to #RawDogItForTheAyatollah

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

this but a showing of Dead Man’s Shoes with middle aged blokes doing the ‘you’re right there’ scene.

Me giving a pep talk to Netanyahu’s cancer cells.

You’re not two paychecks away from a private jet. You’re two missed paychecks away from food stamps. Stop defending billionaires. They’re not defending you.

Put that titty in his mouth so he could taste a #GoatsMilk

Lord sugar what are the nuclear codes

The last real sh**ter to exist. They don’t make em like you no more kid💔🕊️

got a spam email that shifts into a fake Irish accent for some incomprehensible reason

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

crazy alcoholic guy across the street is flashing a strobe light at a police helicopter and yelling “get outta my airspace you fucking pigs” and i do in fact have to give it to him this time