Just let me kiss up your thighs and make you feel beautiful.

You have an ass, I have a dick. Think it's about time to let them get to know eachother yeah?

Always though. x.com/Imgcnee/status…

Do you have 11 protons because you are Sodium fine

That vein though x.com/_teabcg_/statu…

It be poppin :P x.com/_teabcg_/statu…

-bows- Thank you, thank you. x.com/_teabcg_/statu…

Do you like cats because I'm feline a connection between us

Are you Mexican because I think you're the Juan

Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Ik ik x.com/PORNHUBGYPS/st…

Do you like Harry Potter because I wanna Slytherin your pants

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Okok one more

Was your dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb

Bouta pass out. Goodnight.