Not-angry huff!

No angry huff! What's all this huffing about, anyway?

N o angry huff ! Sounds like someone needs a snack. Or a nap. Both, maybe? Would she like a hand? He's got a spare detachable one—

Whoa, whoa, whoa! There is NO need to unhand him, he likes his remaining fleshy appendage! Havemercyonyourfavoriteteammate. He has sugar cookies! They're Ruby's favorite, but he's willing to risk the wrath of his sister if it means turning Weiss's frown upside-down.

But! But but but but but— Puns are his FAVORITE! She'd practically be killing him! Though, she can still have the cookies. He'd rather see her smiling than not. (He'd also rather keep his arm than not, but the p u n s.)

This right here is the reason you should leave the puns to me, partner.

: )

If you wanted a bite, all you had to do was ask.

Wait, this isn't figurative is it

Aw, man... You're getting a bad case of heartburn, no miss

—Hey, Rubes!

Aw, c'mon! It's your turn to do the dishes!!

/ oh, vore the love of god

—If mom can eat scythes, can I also eat scythes? Asking for a friend.

😭 Mom, you're the best! Now where did Rubes put Crescent Rose...

—HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, REMNANT!

My dude, you don't have to ask me twice! —Wait, why are we tying my partner up?

Hm. I'm down!

Alright, partner. Hold still. The lasso of truth comes for you! [ There is no lasso, but he does start charging the cat. ]

/ I had fun, y'all. But, I think this boomer's gonna retire the accounts until further notice. That's Kaito, Mitsuaki 𝘎𝘓𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 —, and Yang Dang, Xiao Long. Hit me up in a DM over here if you ever wanna chat or write. Thanks for the chaos, kids.