this video will never not kill me.... like she had to get something started

Was my half birthday today and no one said shit what is this fucked up world we’re living in

Someone hacking the MCR Facebook gave me a little chuckle but it’s all clickbait bs why couldn’t someone cool do it

Your “friends” ghosted you and you didn’t get the hint then? Some of you….

grown ass men having zyns and energy drinks, grow up. smoke a cigarette, do a line. faggot

J.Bravo Our retards will kill your retards.

me after I beg my friends to take a picture of me

Until they do discover that shows exist in DIY spaces and then you’re crying about needing to gatekeep and “tiktok posers” I promise you the people who are wanting to see artists that charge $300 are not interested in standing an a warehouse to watch people be weird and sweaty

oh him? why that’s my perfect bitch wife husband who was put on this earth to worship me and make me soup

If ppl get mad at me for saying something and being silly on the internet (basically what I’m known for) I want them to know I did it specifically to upset them and everything on the internet is serious and not at all satire and I fucking HATE them 😈😈

Couldn’t be me my man is my biggest fan please start dating people who like you

At the doctor (my 5 year old has a notebook and a pen and is asking me questions) and this guy is eating a pizza and laying it on the exam table (my pillow)

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Emrys: pretend I am a banana and you put me in a juicer

Back on Twitter for the first time in a year. What did I miss