He will personally devour whoever is making his favorite little menace uncomfortable.

Casually kidnapping her to the fairy realm. The mean ol' seven knights can't hurt her there.

Which one is peanut butter hair? Because he's about to go feral.

Oh heck. Sorry, Harlequin. I have to pretend to kill you to make the little one happy.

(Totally "kills" King by pelting them with berries.)

E-Ellie- As you can see, berries are their weakness! They can easily beat up pumpkins but berries hurt them more!

W-wait no- Ellie-

I've created a monster-

LIFTING ELLIE AND CARRYING HER AWAY BEFORE SHE CAN DO MORE HARM-

CARRYING HER AWAY FASTER! "Look at how brave and strong you were! You sure showed that mean ol' knight who was boss! I'm so proud of you!"

Harlequin, I'm sorry. Fly away while I have her.

Ellie please-

The problem with children is that I can't smack or threaten them into behaving. But they're really pure hearted and fun to be around so-

Ew.

I would never. I was talking about mean children, not sweet angels like you.

Who let you wake up?

Who made you such a bi-

Sucks to suck, you old hag.

At least I don't have to bribe my own people just to be liked.

My point still stands.