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Pros of dating a Mexican girl 1. She'll cuz you out in Spanish while sucking your dick 2. She'll cook Mexican food for u naked

Cons are 1. When she introduce you to the family get read to meet half of Mexico 2. If u fuck up, she'll get the cartel on u

Pros of dating a white girl 1. Head GAME STRONG ... Even in church 2. She'll literally buy you 3 ps4s if you wanted them

Cons are 1. She'll put starbucks before you 2. No lips 3. She'll trip over the little shit like " why did you hug your sister "

Pros of dating a black girl 1. Twerk game outta this world 2. She'll fight a nigga for you 3. 4. 5.

Cons are ; 1. Since the bitch is so dark at night time black girls can legit sneak out of bed cheat on u , cum back and you'll never know.

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