Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE: 16 years hand-writing code 2 months just vibin'

1. Draw a circle 2. Download Claude 3. Ask it to draw the rest of the fucking owl

Built a little variable font debugger saewitz.com/variable-font-…

"some people want the short-cut, but the long-cut can be beneficial"

“Senior” engineer blaming junior engineer for deleting prod

Asking the big questions

GOAT

If you think those are the only two people, you’re missing out on one of the most diverse cities in the world. I bootstrapped my business in NYC. It’s a great place to bootstrap. Being surrounded by art, culture, and accessibility is profoundly inspiring. It’s not just commerce.

Reflecting upon the cyclical nature of peak experiences, watching the shadow of a cosmic event, through a grounded lens, a tap to the spiritual center.

Busy creating shareholder value. But I’m the shareholder

Quintessential design that will never manifest in reality. Not a single piece of text overflow handled. Every name is the same length.

[pitch meeting]: i want to start a restaurant [vc]: ok what food do you want to serve [me]: buffalo wings [vc]: okay, but what makes your wings different? [me]: they're wild

I used to pray for times like this

what hosting platform can I ethically deploy my crypto gambling site to

went over to a friends house and asked if I should take off my shoes they said whatever you'd like so just to be clear? it's a 'shoes your own adventure'

it is so profoundly unprofessional to hand over (even a read-only) stripe key so haphazardly. any business on here is a signal that they do not respect your personal information. it's embarrassing. yes this key requests charge data and customer data.