A story in 4 parts

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I deleted the Porsche tweet. The less fortunate made me feel far too self conscious about my ass cheek getting burned by a luxury automobile. I will go back to suffering from success in silence. Pray for me, I hope I can move forward in this deeply, troubling time.

“Thought I had to shit it was only a fart” or whatever Ice Spice said

You’ll never guess the deplorable, controversial, borderline demonic sponsorship Julio took to illicit this reaction.

All smiles.

Can we take the journey?

Anyone doing a fantasy baseball league I could join? I’ve always wanted to participate but I lack the group.

Tonight’s starting lineup against Brazil ⬇️ 📺: FOX

Bobby Witt wtf man

Imagine being so out of ideas and so desperate for relevancy that you force something with such an obvious lack of originality. You could’ve been your sheriff dude, any other model, and you would have had a much more genuine relatable character personalized to you. Mhmm mhmm

I love you so much Vinnie Pasquantino

Mariner commercials are back, first one is a banger 😂

Looks delicious

First ever Target. I was so close 😔Statpad Game

DUMPER GETS IT DONE. #TridentsUp

Milk in the sun

I mean cmon. This rotation is special

So Jo Adell is Fernando Tatis in right now. Righttt…rightttt.

FREE THIS MAN