feeling v happy at my most successful doctor ordered blood draining session. I gave blood in… instagram.com/p/BI7BOT1gcI-/

Yay! It's the latest episode of Swipe Night podcast ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ pca.st/1cVL

There's some great advice in the latest episode of Swipe Night podcast about online dating. More at Bish too bishuk.com/about-you/how-… B I S H

tired of being single? why not date this old man?

Had an absolute ball CRAB LAB last night. Comics doing great work. No one trying to be the best, everyone trying to be their best. xxx

[bead of sweat dripping off nose, cutters dart between red and green wires, digital clock ticking away] "I need help adulting, I can't even"

oh look mum Guardian Australia put me in the top picks at Sydney Fringe Comedy list thing <3 theguardian.com/stage/2016/aug…

cannot believe i was rejected by Raya. don't they know about my extremely sporadically updated podcast Swipe Night podcast?

Tweet every day with the confidence of a man with 34 followers shouting at a celebrity.

"Two clueless bogan SJWs ranting endlessly" - poetry 😍

I <3 Swipe Night podcast It's like listening to your favourite sweary, smart, edgy mates talk a lot of sense about sex. mammothaudio.com.au/podcast/swipen…

New episode w Jonathan Schuster who talks about making friends at a brothel & falling in luv mammothaudio.com.au/podcast/swipen…

. Jonathan Schuster, whose penis has been on ABC TV, came on my podcast & talked about crying & if he's a sociopath mammothaudio.com.au/podcast/swipen…

imagine how happy we're going to be when my Sydney Fringe Comedy show is over & im not trying to promote it all the time fringecomedy.com.au/single-event?s…

Congratulations to Rose Callaghan for taking out the Award for Genre Excellence in Comedy at the festival! We loved having you!

I haven't been on tinder in a long time but I found definitely real Cameron from the Bachelorette #BacheloretteAU

Rose in Sri Lanka 😂 1/2

Rose in Sri Lanka 2/2 You had me at "I like suck your body ummmmah"

PERTH!! Rose's solo show "Will You Accept This Rose?" debuts TONIGHT for 2 nights only! tix goo.gl/S5igwf #fringeworld