Now this would slap

if football fans are allowed to riot after their team wins the super bowl then i’m throwing a brick through a duane reade when amy adams wins an oscar

Really want to make friends at The Brutalist intermission

i really fuck with liza minelli because she has the same mannerisms as kermit the frog

I’m beyond thrilled about I’m Still Here winning international feature

so fierce that judy garland had a gay dad and two gay ex husbands and gave birth to liza minnelli who also had a gay dad and two gay ex husbands

“You know Lady Gaga’s friend who had dementia” my sister referencing Tony Bennett 🙃

I can’t believe I’m just finding out my queen Renee Zellweger is the star of the Bee Movie

I wish you could still smoke inside

I love going out with a bear

I want to go on Hot Ones SO BAD

Stay out of my territory

Conclave may have lost most of its Oscar noms but its CLEARING Anora and The Brutalist in cultural relevance as God intended

Bad work shift … treating myself to Space Chimps (2008)

Best Picture should always be presented by a slightly confused old person

Casablanca was very meaningful to me when I was in college because it’s about people wistfully reminiscing about distant events that happened 18 months ago

Nobody has ever put into reasonable terms why the Muppets can’t host the Oscars. Chop chop. Should have happened decades ago.

preparing for the oscars tomorrow night

shaving my whole body for the oscars just in case wagner moura wins

what’re you gonna do. leave him in the car.