I guess whoever said “money cant buy happiness” never bought two kittens and a rabbit. It’s impossible to be sad when you have two kittens and a rabbit.

twitter meetup where all my mutuals fly to STL and we go on a barcycle tour of the city

she blue on my sky til I social

now that I’m on bluesky I’ll be posting here less. It’s been a good 12 year run but Elon really fucked things up for us here. I hope to find you all on bluesky eventually, catch ya later 🖤

On my way to Kansas City like it’s 2016 or something. Gonna climb inside the air ducts at hales (moved to threads/bsky)’s apartment.

My dad had either a beard or goatee for most of my childhood and the first time he shaved it he asked me “do I look different?” and my child response was “yeah your head got fat” which is one of the funniest things I think I’ve ever said

Zelda always be like “find me, Link” bitch find yourself I’m out in the woods sticking koroks to wild boars and making them fight gladiator-style

this shit sucks and I’m done

not returning to transphobia: the app, just here to peddle my bluesky codes! I’ve got two for any mutuals who want them :)

just popping back on here to say that JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier, as is my right as an American.

Run the tape back