I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

I'm convinced my generation had the best childhood

when conrad showed up at the end

this is the sluttiest thing a man can do

……………..

conrad's a doctor, he bakes, he's in therapy and you want me to root for the one who can't even log into the wifi at work?

Domestic Conrad is the hottest a man could ever be

lives were changed

deeply parasocial of me but i feel like my own sister got engaged rn

"you look happier" yes taylor swift is engaged after years of dreaming about fairytales and happy endings and someone who will sweep her off her feet and she's finally getting it

these hands & this love had to let came back it go free to me

she owns all her music. she’s engaged. she’s baking bread. she’s dropping a new album. she’s embracing her body. she’s glowing. look how far we’ve come. i’m so happy for her.

No one’s ever had me.. not like you

“we’re going out back after this” has a new meaning now knowing that travis later literally lured her out back for a ‘glass of wine before dinner’ AND THEN PROPOSEDD LIKE HE WAS SERIOUS

Hearing "I'll handle it" and then it's handled.

2 tickets for the life of a showgirl release party pls

fuck yes. we exist.

imagine talking shit about me and i’m just in my room like