#Entry60. Regina and Bee match. Ha. {Pastes a photo into their journal.} ~ Ɛ

#Entry61. Regina told me that she caught Belle staring at her ass earlier. I'm not even mad, her boyfriend's in my dungeon. ~ Ɛ

#Entry62. It's really no wonder that everyone seems to be related in Storybrooke. - ℛ

"I will get EVERYTHING you've ever had." ➳ Very Descriptive. ➳ Ships depend on chemistry. ➳ RT? pic.x.com/X3D4j9oE7F

#Entry63. I saw Zelena in town today. Looks like she's after Bee. I would've stopped her, but I'm still pissed that he touched my bug. ~ Ɛ

#Entry64. Bee was rather rude to Emma earlier, so it would appear as though Zelena found herself a new accomplice — me. - ℛ

#Entry65. Also, Emma, when you read this, remind me to research whether or not lesbianism is genetic. I have an inkling. - ℛ

-- to want my head delivered to her on a silver platter. 3. Emma was being a pain in my ass. #3. isn't a surprise, nor interesting. - ℛ

#Entry67. I gotta admit, I kind of owe Zelena one. By her sleeping with Robin, it finally drove Regina to me. Thanks, green bitch. ~ Ɛ

#Entry68. Dropping a stink bomb in Bee later. ~ Ɛ Screw decorum. - ℛ

#Entry69. I had to steal this thing from 'Gina to make sure I got to write entry #69. She compared me to a teenage boy because of it. ~ Ɛ

-- situation involving the fact that my parents still don't know we're a thing... ~ Ɛ

#Entry71. To make it clear, it is entirely Emma's fault that The Charmings aren't aware I'm dating their daughter. Yet another problem. -ℛ

|| New hearder. Because. Yeah.

#Entry73. Emma acts as though I withhold sex from her on a regular basis. - ℛ

#Entry74. Emma wanted us to watch Christmas movies. I suggested Halloween movies. We compromised on The Nightmare Before Christmas. -ℛ

#Entry75. Emma ate too much Halloween candy already, and now she's sick. I'll give you one guess as to who has to take care of her. - ℛ