This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke. A real one.

For the first time since 2016, the Treasury Department is planning to pay down the national debt issued to the public this quarter. For all the talk that Congressional Republicans make about deficits — it didn’t happen during a single quarter under my predecessor.

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"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week."

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A 16-year old won Blender’s animator of the year with this video on a futuristic street food market. Gold.

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Tony Soprano impersonation

Having a hard time coming to any conclusion besides the obvious one about what Rich Lowry catches himself blurting out here

Kudos to the TNT crew for getting this slice of Pochettino gold. Diego Luna got a pair according to his Coach.

Something huge coming to the second channel tomorrow:

Californians pay the bills for the federal government. We pay over $80 BILLION more in taxes than we get back. Maybe it’s time to cut that off, Donald J. Trump.

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