aint CrowdStrike that final fantasy guy

Glass Animals' new album has got me wanting to write vague af posts like I'm making a new emo AIM away message

Has anyone else tried tagging someone and their post just disappears into the void? Tried to post twice on two separate days and it happened. Does that mean something?

Something similar happened at a wedding I attended. They were running late due to family photos so they withheld dinner to do their performance while all the guests were starving and miserable (at least just one: me)

Two weeks and 1 day into waiting the “~2 weeks” for my Libby audiobook to finally be available

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

TIL Burning Man cost money?? I thought people just decided to meet up in the desert and be weird together.

It’s giveaway time! We’re giving you the chance to win 1 of 2 Demon Anna Plushies! 🥳 How to enter: 1. Follow @makeship and DEVOUR 2. Retweet this post Giveaway ends Sept 18th at 2pm (ET). Good luck!

No headphones + first day back from vacation = your email will NOT find me well

I really want to get back into streaming and have a just chatting catch up session with everyone 😭 SO many life updates. Let’s catch up soon, okay?

I used to go to Pinterest for so much creative (and hair) inspiration but a simple “fall hair colors” search has me BOMBARDED with stupid AI images. Anyone have other apps to check out? 🫠

Shero.

I’m sure you’ve been tagged, @QuesoCactus but I needed to let you know

How to convince bf that a 44h travel “day” to Brisbane is worth it since it’s only for 80k skymiles (round trip!!)? 🤔 In my defense, the return flight only 21 hours!

Me when I'm playing a horror game and it starts getting scary