when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail

This is why it’s important to support zoos!!!!

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

No, it’s fine, I knew that the collapse of the United States was going to be due to a foreign regime, I just didn’t expect it to be Israel…

Hot girl summer is cancelled. We’re having whimsical medieval girl summer instead.

i don’t like that the only options for bigger chested women are either wear a tight shirt and look like a WHORE or wear an oversized shirt and look like a FAT

‘Capricorn’ rogue taxidermy by Sabrina Brewer, 2004

Meg thee stallion got cheated on, ladies cheat today 💯 right now

Megan thee stallion should be allowed to kill at least one man in this lifetime MY GOD!

47 and you don’t want a monogamous relationship…. WITH MEGAN THEE STALLION MIND U

I am SICK! She deserves so much better.

why do you have to be born with generational wealth to be able to afford a decent area rug

Lmao all the pop girlies are dropping albums this year, no way in hell blondie will win a Grammy next year for her slop ass album

they should let me drink a beer while walking around the art museum

31 days til The Backrooms movie!

she’s exactly who she thinks she is!!!!!

when you walk into a new grocery store for the first time

a joint & a walk on a nice day with this new Kacey Musgraves album will heal you omg

I got too drunk and started talking about how I think men are an invasive species

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing