How parents feel after switching between "you are still a kid" and "you are not a kid anymore" depending on what benefits them

My man: “Have you seen my slides?” Me:

Leg day…

THIS is girl dinner

me walking into the theater with the devil wears prada 2 popcorn purse:

How it feels asking another adult for permission to use your PTO days

Unfortunately I do give up on people, you can’t continuously drain me , disappoint me , take from me and except me to continue showing up for you..

flower shop 🌸

I hate my own attitude sometimes like girl please not today

AS SOOOON as you leave the wrong man alone life instantly rewards you.

Redd The producer thought that shit was hot

I don’t like inconveniencing people, same way I don’t like people inconveniencing me.

ICE agents are raping and impregnating CHILDREN!!!!

How it feels when you finally do your laundry and now all your top-tier clothes are back

DMV meteorologists after lying to us again

Brandon Straka #WalkAway A barking dog never bites

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

Me listening to my manager coming up with yet another useless idea