Attempting to make approx 30 tiny fondant flowers to decorate a cake for my mothers bday tomorrow wish me luck chat

I need an extra 2 days to bed rot in pain but alas I am trapped in my office like a shitty dystopian Rapunzel reboot

My mother enjoyed her cake

Selling the country to the highest bidder IS peak Britain actually

I would also be a happier person if she never became a streamer tbf

Fan fan is such a fkn loser bro first time I heard of her was lying about anti Israel protesters and everything I’ve seen since then has only solidified her loser status

Girl you know full well miss Blaire does not give a FUCK about any of that

Hahahahahhahahahhaa

Exciting day on the tl

What the royal family brings to the country? Trafficked children?

Smelling my perfectly seasoned chicken and rice in honour of the lady’s birthday. What are YOU smelling for the nice Drs birthday?

???

“Everyone in the room laughed” girl we saw the clip no they did not

It’s so fun how you can just make shit up and post it

Yeah cheers Apple nice one I didn’t hear the wheelie bins flying across the estate actually