Says the woman who golfs at literally the most exclusive club on the planet...

Should they not start with teeth?

Congrats on outting yourself as a talentless hack. Your 'job' is LITERALLY to come up with words. #Clown

Hey Saturday Night Live -- If you want your skits written a year before your team gets around to them, hit us up-- we did this skit 11 months ago, with smarter social commentary and less blood (our blood budget was not sanguine at the time). 😉 But seriously... vimeo.com/698209921

Every word of this

Everyone from the patriot front u-haul looks like a paleontologist made a 3D reconstruction of the first ever human

Herschel Walker founded the MeToo movement. And the MeThree, MeFour and MeFive.

I’m automatically attracted to Mar-A-Lago— I just start raiding it, it’s like a magnet. Just raid. I don’t even wait. And when you’re FBI, they let you do it. You can do anything, grab 'em by the warrant…

"I know we needed rain, but did we need it all in one day?" -- Ungrateful Sons of Bitches

Chevron just got the shit trolled out of them x.com/GhostPanther/s…

Guaranteed the vast majority of those bitching about the guy who has clearly stated he hates government and governing, for not governing while in government, is pure, peak Conservatism. Maybe y'all should have located the bootstraps on your home and pulled them up. 🤔

When there are 4 people dining together and 3 of them are avowed Nazis and the 4th one doesn’t call them out, there are 4 Nazis dining together #facts

Don't walk, run to the polls! Every vote counts! Team Warnock 🇼 Reverend Raphael Warnock #vote Today is the last day for early voting.

Yep, and you're trying to get it to 100%.

This nuclear bomb cyclone snow storm reminds me that I miss the space heaters you could light your cigarette off of. #BombCyclone

I’m rolling into 2023 with the entitled confidence of a 57 year old white man who applies for the same job 6 times in 24 hours after publicly being told NO each time

First of all, would you be fine if they came in Scarabs v. "makeshift" boats? Secondly, if you've ever been to the Keys, you would know people who live and work in the Keys get overwhelmed at the thought of washing their car-- they live in the Keys for a reason. Do better clown.