Which striker will Liverpool sign? Hugo Ekitike or Alexander Isak? 🤔

That’s a cloud and you’ve got tinnitus mate

“My daughter got sent home from school for dressing like a Spice Girl can we have £900 please”

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

Liverpool and Newcastle both want Hugo Ekitike. It's easy to see why 🔥🔥🔥 #liverpool #newcastle #lfc #nufc #bundesliga #transfers #football

Life must be so interesting when you're batshit insane

This site should be mostly 30 Rock clips at any given time

Possibly the best one scene character

The American mind cannot comprehend driving 24 hours and still being in Le Mans

I'm just gonna take a wild guess that it's Pedro Pascal.

But Jesus wasn't in Genesis.

Evan Ferguson is Ireland’s best player. He’ll find his form again at Roma.

This is the video she's talking about.

Neither of them say Cadillac across the chest either. Atrocious.

“I asked chatgpt to make an alphabet poster for kids..”

🇫🇴 European football returns to Klaksvík tonight. What a place! 🤩

With Team Sky or Ineos as well as British Cycling all in the dock, amazed that not a single sports writer has bothered their hoop to ask why a Doctor moved from football to cycling, while destroying laptops to cover his tracks. backpagefootball.com/hear-see-but-s…

Delighted to work with David on this - a journey through both the light and dark side of elite athletics. It comes out in October, and people will learn a lot about the sport, and what it's really like at the top level, by picking it up.

“I asked grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked the House Committee on Un-American Activities and it told me Dalton Trumbo was a communist.

Bring back oxygen