cc: Hollywood Theatre I'd pay to see it again!

I am disposable diapers invented years old.

Two years ago tonight!

Lulz #rctid

Oh inconsequential humans below...

And with Lalas on the pre-game, the mute button comes out.

Nothing comprised of popcorn, hotdogs, soda, and macrobrew is of "value."

Who's on Southwest 983 (1:45 pm) today? And do you have your gaiters? #RCTID

Just ordered my first alcohol of #snowpocalypseaway #RCTID

If you want two free tickets to tonight's sold-out Music Millennium 50th Anniversary concert at the Aladdin, hit me up. Dandy Warhols, John Koonce, and Crazy 8s. Doors 6:30, show at 7:30.

Hi Lyft . I use your services, but the message you just sent contains (as you know) a significant lie. As you well know, there's nothing that prevents Lyft from operating in all of Oregon. I oppose HB 3023A, and will urge my legislator to oppose it.

Didn't realize Peru had been relegated to the Gold Cup #RCTID

Comedy gold.

At which point someone, maybe a second cousin, named Berhalter will be appointed.

Two tickets vs. Atlanta, East Terrace (middle deck), Section 5, FIRST row, right above the "u" in "MLS Cup Champions." Face value is $82 each. Would like to get $75. No SeatGeek fees. #rctid

One free ticket in Section 110 for tonight. Follow and DM if you want it. Would need to hand off hard copy, either at Westside Lardo or at stadium . #RCTID

Wifey met this dude in NYC (in a liquor store!). Claimed to be pre-MLS Timbers player. Doesn't ring a bell for me. Anyone? (And wifey can't be trusted, of course!) #rctid

Alternate title: "Man's uncontrolled dog attacks bear near Creswell; bear defends itself; wildlife 'managers' shoot and kill treed bear; man labeled 'victim'"