Jay Cutler beating Tom Brady last night gives me hope that my steady diet of Don Julio 1942 & Popeyes will lead to me outliving all the people eating twigs and drinking kale smoothies.

no more tryna pipe girls in 2018 we jus goin to their house to use their printer now

#FlyEaglesFly

Next on the Philadelphia Agenda: - Phillies get Trout - Flyers get Gaudreau - Sixers get LeBron - Free Meek - Fire Dave Hakstol - Bring Back Sam Hinkie Endless Championships and a salty rest of the world. #PhillyVsEverybody

Please play this video at my funeral. (@Tbone_Huddle)

Garfield only hated Monday’s cause he’s a stupid cat that never knew that Chick fil a open today

1994 Subaru Outback

billiam speak for urself

Markelle Fultz

Babe are you single or nah? Rihanna

PDF overtakes Christianity and becomes second most popular religion.